He’s Got Game (Update)
So, after some serious sleuthing (ummm… watched an episode of CSI: Miami), I came upon these facts.
The ball that my car was leather, based on the imprints made into the paint. A rubber ball would not have been hard enough to press into the paint like that.
The ball had to have been kicked, anyone throwing a ball with that much force would be a pro football quarterback, not playing pickup basketball on a half court between 1 and 8 am.
The owner of the ball must be pretty good. Wilson leather basketballs aren’t super cheap (not expensive but anyone just fucking around would go with a rubber Spalding or something like that).
And then… I found the guilty party (alleged).

This guy has a leather, Wilson basketball and is playing everyday, just about 20 yards from my car. Hmmmmm

May 12th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
I reckon you should confront him! It’s obviously him. The jerk.
May 12th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
More questions: This same case came up on CSI: Miami?! Astounding!
And…
you were WATCHING CSI: Miami?! Aaargh! Justin !