Oh – Shut – Up!

First off I want a Segway Centaur…

Second, the contractor has lost his key to the house, which also has a bunch of other of our keys on it. So he got in by banging on my window and yelling my name! Took his tape measure and left. What the hell? He told me he should be back Saturday.

He told me also that I should continue keeping a “low profile” while in town. I am apparently doing a good job. Whatever-the-hell does that mean? Am I John Stamos’s tawndry gay lover? Seriously man, calm-the-f-down… Ya wanna know who he looks like? McLeach from The Rescuers Down Under. No joke!

Ok, time to find a job. Love out!

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