Found this through a post on Cool Hunting, one of my favorite blogs, and thought, wow, this is right up my friend Amy’s alley! Yes, I do realize that is full of innuendo but for once it wasn’t premeditated.
This book addresses everything from common questions (“What the hell is a pronoun?”) to philosophical conundrums (“Does not using paragraphs or periods make my thesis read like it was written by a mental patient?”).
Other valuable sections include:
All I’ve got in this world are my sentences and my balls,
and I don’t break ’em for nobody
Pronouns are a real bitch
A colon is more than an organ that gets cancer
The positive form beats the shit out of wishy-washy writing
Symmetry is the tits
Words your bound to fuck up
If you decide to buy the book, use this link and Amazon will give me like five cents.