Sex in the Deity

So we all know that if you have sex with someone of the same sex, you are sinning. You will not be allowed into heaven, you are disgusting, all that jazz. Well here is the chapter about that, lovely Leviticus.

20:7 You must sanctify yourselves and be holy, for I am God your Lord.
20:8 Safeguard My decrees and keep them, since I am God [and] I am making you holy.
20:9 Any person who curses his father or mother shall therefore be put to death. Since he has cursed his father or mother, he shall be stoned to death.
20:10 If a man commits adultery with a married woman, [and] she is the wife of a fellow [Israelite], both the adulterer and adulteress shall be put to death.
20:11 If a man has intercourse with his father’s wife, he has committed a sexual offense against his father. Therefore, both of them shall be put to death by stoning.
20:12 If a man has intercourse with his daughter-in-law, both of them shall be put to death. Since they have committed an utterly detestable perversion, they shall be stoned to death.
20:13 If a man has intercourse with another man in the same manner as with a woman, both of them have committed a disgusting perversion. They shall be put to death by stoning.

So is my cousin’s husband just as bad as me because he had an affair? My brother once told my parents to “Go to hell!”, so should he be stoned to death? Should he have the same fate as a guy having sex with another guy?

Ok, I just have to point out that if George W. Bush REALLY thinks that the “sanctity” of marriage should be preserved, and he obviously is making some religious connections there, I feel we should remind him that his youngest brother is just as bad as all the gays. For those who don’t know about Bush’s little brother Neil, just check out the article at In a abbreviation, Neil stole, lied, adulterated women, took illegal drugs, and cost $1,000,000,000 in one year. What a winner!

Bottom line, before you use the Bible against me because I am gay, why don’t you fix your own problems. Hell, stone your brother to death and then get me for having sex with another guy. Till then, fu’kx off!

xmas-bush.jpg Yeah, it is embarrassing… George W. Bush lives in my family’s neighborhood in Texas. It is even worse that my family gave him a portion of the money that got him into office. It is even worse that we get Christmas cards from this bigot.

So where does that leave me? My family actually agrees with this guy. Thankfully my mom has switched sides a little. She knows I am gay and I think she has started to realize that this guy is not going to be the best president, and has not been, for her son. I am losing over 1,000 rights just by not being able to marry.

Did you hear that they are trying to man-handle my school into not giving protection to LGBT students? They=Missouri government. They want to pass a bill requiring the university, Mizzou, to remove “sexual orientation” from their Non Discrimination Policy or else they will stop funding the school.

We just got protection with the “Inclusion Clause” last semester and already they are trying to take it away from us. Bastards…

3 thoughts on “Sex in the Deity

  1. I just do not understand why President Bush can’t put a face to being gay. I mean can’t he see the suffering he is putting his own American people through. It is so difficult to listen to a man that has such a skewed perception on what love really is.
    I can’t believe that the Missouri government is trying to take away the Non descrimination policy. What do they really think that is going to solve?

  2. Hmmm. . .I would just like to note that the shadows cast across Bush and Bushette in the picture are very symbolic. Almost. . .omninous.

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