I Don’t Care to Know You That Well

We’ve all gone on a date with someone, been friends with someone or just bumped into someone at the airport or Starbucks who seems to feel the need to tell us their darkest thoughts or most embarrassing truths.  I know I’ve been on dates with these people and their self defeating communication style.

Finally, someone has put this into a music video, auto-tune and all.  It’s pretty amazing really, I know I’m excited to show it to you.  Plus, it’s kinda hilarious.

Personal Things from Dan Sheppard on Vimeo.

I’m an intern at Archrival, a sweet youth brand marketing agency. My fellow intern, Anthony Galvan, and I decided that our coworkers don’t quite know us well enough yet. So, for part three of our intern minute series, we put together a video that might help fix that. » http://www.archrival.com

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I’ve Found Someone New(?)

I am sitting, well, crouching, at Aroma Roasters chit chatting with Callie and Andrew (why are they back together again? Oh well, broken record and I am certainly not one to judge haha). I see this super cute guy, pictured below, sitting with a girl, talking it up and making glances at me. I return glances, being really obviously interested, something I almost never do, being all shy. He leaves the coffee shop and I meet up with Chris for tea and crumpets.

I am talking about this really cute guy when, all of a sudden, someone walks over to me and kicks me. I look up, he says, Hey Justin, how are you?

It was my guy! He knows me? We talk a bit, he met me at one of Seth’s parties, I finally remember this and think, and oh goodness this guy is cute.

He leaves Aroma’s, says goodbye, I think our moment is over.


Next day, driving through town and I see him walking with the same girl towards town. I race my car through the intersection, throw twenty-five cents into the parking meter and jog through Exchange Bank to get to Fourth Street and follow them into the mall. Before you think it is all stalkers like, think about how cute it is, it was cute to Lacie! He opens the door for me and says, Fancy seeing you here, I giggle (giggle?!) and we part ways, he goes right, I go left.

Realizing that I really meant to go towards Macy’s, I turn around. Speeding to the mens fragrance counter, I spot Lacie, just the lass I was looking for. I tell her about my encounter with a guy named Matt or Mark. She thinks his name is Matthew and kind of knows him, he is definitely gay but she can’t really remember him then he appears again.

Says to me, What, are you like my stalker now? leading me to point out that I was at the cologne counter first! Tells me he is looking for a good cologne, I suggest my fragrance, Issey Miyake, tell him what it smells like and he says he really wants to smell it. I point to the counter, no samples there, but suggest he could ask Lacie to open one up for him. STUPID ME! I should have offered him me, smell me you cutie! Damn you Justin!

He leaves Macy’s and I haven’t seen him again. Sad

I did find him on Myspace, however. He is single (hmmm!). We shall see where this all ends. We don’t really know right?

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