It’s now just Tropical Depression Edouard. It’s big but it’s weak. I really could go for some more power from Mother Nature. I’m beginning to think we haven’t destroyed the earth enough to properly piss her off.
Yeah, that doesn’t scare me. I’ve been through worse and I’m pretty sure this is just another way that someone is trying to ruin my birthday week. Yes, birthday week cause A) I’m that cool B) Cause I like to party. Tomorrow is when the family is getting together to shower me with their love and adoration and the day I get to break the diet for a chocolate and raspberry truffle cake.
No tropical storm or hurricane can take that away from me!