Hoodie-Footie Snuggle Suit!

Be honest, how many of you are buying one of these?  Don’t be shy, you know you want one!

Warning #1: Don’t wear while walking on hard wood floors, you will slip to your death.
Warning #2: Don’t wear while walking on carpet, you will certainly electrocute yourself & possibly a loved one.
Warning #3: Don’t wear outside.  You are certain to get shot, if not by me, by some other do-gooder.

Warning #4: _________________________ Submit in the comments!